When an unprecedented natural disaster strikes southern Florida, Youtuber RickWDW85 and an unemployed ex-imagineer are all that stand between the Magic Kingdom and an opportunistic invading force. Doug Able had been looking forward to getting his job back for two years. Just when he finally has an appointment with his former supervisor, the cabs aren't running. A tsunami is about to slam into Southern Florida for the first time in recorded history. The only thing that could make his day worse would be witnessing a murder. RickWDW85 is going to be a YouTube star, but only if he survives the floods, alligators, and an ex-imagineer with a crazy story about an invading army. Three Shots Fired from Cinderella Castle is the unauthorized tale of heroism in the face of natural disaster and hostile invasion. It's a richly detailed Magic Kingdom adventure for grown-ups. (But don't worry, it's kid friendly, for the younger fans too.)

Mistress Grazundzel's husband is missing.

The lothar have hunted across this planet for longer than the humans have inhabited its vast plains. Excellent mimics and clever problem solvers with the ability to organize, the lothar are at the top of the carnivore food chain on Yndeen.

There are just two seasons on Yndeen, and the mistress has arrived at the start of the Extremes, a time of meteorological disturbances ranging from massive vortices, to hemisphere-wide blizzards, to sink holes big enough to swallow a transport. Grazundzel must brave the extreme climate of Yndeen to find her husband before the disloyalists can prevent them from completing their mission. But the lothar are evolving.

A chef, a police officer, a rich hotelier, a guard, and a spy. The team assembled to see the young future ambassador on his mission are all slaves, and not prepared for the politics and privations of their old home world. Secrets and conspiracies threaten their mission -- and their lives.

As the men fight to complete their mission and Mistress Grazundzel races to their aid, the lothar are on the hunt.

Most boys like robots but very few become robots. This is the story of one boy who did.

Warning, this fairy tale is badly infected with science fiction.

Granny Which Witch is the editor-in-chief and author of every character, village, and thing in her domain. Someone has been making changes. And Granny is not happy about it.

Flat Fax, an invisible fairy, and an ogre named Klutz face The Authority, Lord Terrier of the Terrible Trees, and Mistress Why on their way to the birthday party Flat Fax is sure his mother has planned for him. 

Uncle Whatchamacallit realizes Flat Fax is a creature of science and of fiction. Is he the answer to the erasures, or the cause of them?

Full color illustrations. Approx. 200 pages.

If you read Flat Fax and the Book of Doors and wondered whatever happened to the little piggies, read about the Hampires. But don't look in the mirror.

Granny Which Witch's original whopper as related to the author by the groom who certainly should know better than any.

Some people are more than they seem. Some are much worse. Some people are exactly as they appear, and they're often the worst sort.

The groomsman is convinced by Lady Who, the Enchantess, to lead a rabble in arms for the purpose of throwing off the shackles of vampiric tyranny. All goes better than could have been expected until he is appointed to find new royalty to replace them.

When a couple of youngsters wander along the river, they have an odd encounter and experience some most unusual weather. 

When a couple of youngsters wander along the river, they have an odd encounter and experience some most unusual weather. 

The wily old catfish known as grey beard doesn't stand a chance. Augustus plans to take that one home to his gran for dinner.

May and Augustus meet by the riverbank. That's when all sorts of odd stuff starts to happen with the weather that might be all due to the Army Corps of Engineers, or maybe something worse. Some places they say it rains cats and dogs, but here in the hill country, they tell of a rain of birds and fish. In any case, May is prepared for whatever might happen. She brought her umbrella.

A short story based on the characters of Flat Fax and the Book of Doors.

Carnegiea Saguaro is sent by her father to the mountains to make an alliance with the Pines against the Agaves. Joshua Tree sends her to the top of the mountain to hum the witch away.

Joshua Agave thinks himself clever. In the end, the joke may be on him, when Carnegiea is more successful than he could have ever imagined. He must travel with the fair Carnegiea through treacherous Sonorous Desert to the home of the winter witch, which lays on the horizon, to make his apology.

The fate of the pricklepeople and their human friends will lay in the balance when Mistress When, the winter witch, demands a blossom more beautiful than even her prized Datura.

Granny Where's legendary ability to find anything is translated in a few pages for the beginning douser, diviner, or harried parent who needs a bit of help locating lost items. Written in Granny Where's tongue-in-cheek style. With sketches.

Makes use of well known memory retrieval tricks and subconscious priming from modern psychology combined with old fashioned magic methods to help the beginner find success at finding whatever they're seeking.

For best results, also buy Granny Where's Finding Sticks available on Ebay and Amazon or directly from this website! If you bought this book first, receive full refund with purchase of your finding sticks.

What happens when a consortium of private investors builds the first ever maximum security prison specifically for the offspring of participants in the Brajilliana project?

3,312 juvenile prisoners and 508 adult guards were sent to this juvenile detention and rehabilitation facility but, only 313 prisoners returned.

The Brajilliana Commission has entrusted their facility to the wrong man. Corruption, fraud, incompetence, greed and brutality turn the prison into an armed death camp. F. James Vontour and Andrew Duke do not believe promises of "three years and out." While Duke conspires with the charismatic Rober Vontour to take over the camp by sedition and armed rebellion, F. James Vontour secretly collects evidence for the Head Technician. Kraut is repeatedly reminded of how aptly the guards have named them "rat kids" as his little family of pickpockets and con artists slowly disintegrates. And Punk Olivia may have the best evidence of all...if she can keep him alive. Will an investigation save them before the Director and Sub-Director can complete their plans to sacrifice the subjects of this experiment?

Explicit situations, adult language, violence. This book is intended for an adult audience.

A short, short story based on a character from the novel Braji. A further exploration of Kraut's life after Brajilliana.

Kraut must make the difficult decision to tell the truth. He learns that truth does not set you free, or even relieve the pain of regret, but it just might set you on a new course for a better life

A short short postscript to the novel Braji that continues the character portrait of Kraut and provides a glimpse into his life after Brajilliana.